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I will be a barista once again

I’m back in Washington for good, as soon as I get re-trained I’ll have stories galore, I’m sure. No more Starbucks for me!


i’m moving back to washington

….and i’m going back to starbucks.



merry Christmas to me!

merry Christmas to me!



today was my last day.

and I FINALLY got to tell off a bitch of a customer, and damn did it feel good!

so this lady comes in and tells me coworker (I heard her order) that she wants an iced venti with whip peppermint white mocha. so I make the drink and as soon as I almost start pouring the milk all i hear is UH I WANT SKIM. I see her roll her eyes and as soon as I saw that I knew this bitch was going to be a problem. I asked her if she still wanted whip, she shook her head no.

so I sent the drink on the bar and she says “um I ordered a white mocha frappuccino.”
I finally talked back and said “I heard you order an iced venti peppermint white mocha.”
her: no I order a white mocha frappuccino made with skim and whip.
me: alright I’ll remake it for you.
*while remaking drink*
her: im sorry you have such an attitude but that’s what I ordered.
me: sorry miss, but I don’t have an attitude. I heard what you ordered. multitasking is apart of this job. now did you or did you not want whip?
her: no.
at this point I put the lid on and set it on the bar.
her: I wanted whip.
me: you said you did not want whip.
her: you heard me wrong. get an attitude adjustment.
me: sorry but I really just do not like being talked down to.
her: I’m not talking down to you. what’s your managers name and when’s the next time theyre gonna be in? I don’t want to see you again.
me: his name is rob, he’s on vacation right now because tomorrow is Christmas if you didn’t know. and that’s good! because today is my last day so I don’t have to ever see you again either! have a great day, MA’AM.

BOOM BITCH!


truth is trickiest: Do Not Ask Your Barista if Your Drink Is Next→

misstristin:

Do not ask your barista if your drink is really nonfat. It is usually made correctly. Unless you have reason to believe that a mistake was made, you should not ask your barista to confirm your drink all over again. She is greatly annoyed by your doubt in her abilities. And anyway, two percent…



jprofessor asked: You've already seen the Sherlock Holmes sequel!! was it that good? blimey...I can't wait to see it!

Oh it was so good! A real must see.



i got a microdermal today.

i got a microdermal today.




Love making my own chai lattes.

Love making my own chai lattes.








thedailywhat:

It’s Sundog!
[thanks sprixels!]

oh my god

thedailywhat:

It’s Sundog!

[thanks sprixels!]

oh my god





18. former barista. i complain a lot. i have a love for animals, tattoos and old bay. i have zero patience for stupidity. thus, i take it out on tumblr. i love my job. maybe not all the people i work with, but still. it's my second home.